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February 17 2018

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moodyehudi:

epaulettes:

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”


5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

lol me too , lady

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January 29 2018

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January 27 2018

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broderiemyworld:

delphil__ via Instagram

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January 06 2018

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Nie bój się chodzenia po morzu
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wszystkiego najlepszego
dokładnej sumy niedokładnych danych
miłości nie dla ciebie
czekania na nikogo

przytul w ten czas nieludzki
swe ucho do poduszki

bo to co nas spotyka
przychodzi spoza nas...
— ks. Jan Twardowski

December 03 2017

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